Project Ebola Interviews Keanu Reeves.
Project Ebola: So Mr. Keanu Reeves, as a fictional character, how do you feel about the dichotomy between the Shakespearean theory of acting and the modern form as we see it today?
Keanu: Dude, I'm not a fictional character, I'm an actor. And what's 'dichotomy' mean?
Project Ebola: Dichotomy is a type of abalone.
Keanu: What does abalone have to do with acting bro?
Project Ebola: Also, who do you feel today, is the most well renowned serious actor?
Keanu: Uh, I thought we were going to talk about my band. You told me we were going to talk about my band, not abalone dichotomy and serious acting. And dude, I'm not a fictional character.
Project Ebola: Sure thing Keanu. So are you going to answer the question?
