PE Newswire - Disturbing reports have been emerging that a black panther has been spotted intimidating voters at a polling station in Philadelphia. One quick on the trigger voter snapped a photograph of the panther in question.
Fox News quickly rushed to the scene and attempted to interview the panther. Unfortunately, the Fox News reporter was mauled and lost a limb during the exchange. Police quickly arrived on the scene and hauled the agitated panther off to jail.
"I've never seen anything like this." Said one concerned voter. "I just wanted to vote today, it is my God given right as an American to vote. I'm not letting some black panther stand in my way!"
No other black panthers have been spotted at any polling stations across the country, so voters are encouraged to vote as usual.
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